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There’s supposedly a “nail craze” sweeping the nation called Duck Feet Nails. But ladies, don’t believe the hype and end up looking a hot mess! 

Exhibit A: WTF?

Exhibit B: Scary!

Exhibit C: Oh snap, not the Duck Feet, feet?!

I discourage all ladies, especially my single ladies, from doing this to themselves… why pay to look unattractive?


For all of you who were anxiously awaiting Lauryn Hill’s 17-city tour, I hate to be the bearer of bad news BUT don’t waste your time or your money! It looks like our favorite singer is now an ex-factor.

Ms. Hill’s tour kicked-off Friday in Brooklyn where she was over three hours late, complained to the crowd about the music and how she was sick of singing the same songs, then gave a vocally weak performance. Not only did the sold-out crowd boo, most of them walked out on the concert. The same thing happened Sunday in St. Louis. Lauryn is scheduled to perform tonight in Minneapolis but I have a feeling her fans there are also in for disappointment.

Anyone who knows me can testify that I absolutely LOVE Lauryn Hill. However, I had to keep it real when I told people back in 2004 that Ms. Hill was on a downward spiral. This revelation came after I watched her struggle through her performance at Dave Chappelle’s Block Party. See for yourself, starting at the 1:40 mark:

Soon after that, she started dressing like Andre 3000, had a string of weird interviews and even weirder, weaker performances… like this one:

In an interview a couple of years ago, Lauryn acknowledged the fact that people are noticing a change in her and expressed having a difficult time dealing with fame and everyone’s expectations. But some blame it on her stressful relationship with Rohan Marley. Some people (like me) think it’s drugs… or maybe it’s her five kids, because kids will drive you crazy!  So who knows what the deal is!?

At least we’ll always have The Miseducation… **sigh**

As if we don’t have enough women in New York, New Jersey, Altanta and D.C. embarrasing their husbands on national televison and making married women look crazy as hell, Bravo has decided to bring that dog and pony show to L.A.

“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” will feature Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife, Paris Hilton’s aunts (who are always fighting) and a cast full of fake boobs, botox, boose and bulls#*t.

This hot mess premiers October 14th on Bravo… SMH