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Unfortunately, this isn’t old news. DMX was snatched-up Thursday by Phoenix police for the SIXTH time and charged with possession of cocaine and Oxycontin, driving with a suspended license and being Black. Who’s surprised?

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This week on Oprah, Joe Jackson (father to Michael, Janet, Tito and the rest of them) confessed to “beating” his kids.  Guess what Joe?… we all knew that a long time ago.

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… and for a good reason, look at this sick s#!t:

The album is titled My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (how appropriate). No word yet if Kanye plans to change the artwork but Walmart has already announced that it won’t carry the album.

 It’s a sad day when you’re dissed by Walmart. On to the next one…

Victoria’s Secret beauty Heidi Klum is letting her angel wings fly. She recently announced that she will no longer be a VS Angel and will not appear in the November runway show.

Now she has more time to host Project Runway and appear in her husband’s music videos naked. (Artist: Seal, Song: Secret… look it up yourself  ’cause I refuse)

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I’ve just confirmed that Shaquille O’Neal really did propose to his girlfriend and former “Flavor of Love” reality show winner Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander. So I guess the rumors are true, some men will kiss (and even marry) a woman after she’s been with Flavor Flav.

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Tattoos get covered up and people move on. So I wasn’t surprised when I just heard that Denver Nugget Kenyon and back-up singer Kelly really are dating.

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DEDICATION:

In summary, Vegas cops first smelled mary jane then found coke in Ms. Hilton’s clutch purse. Why is this even news? Are you surprised… I’m not!

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