Archive for the ‘Celebrity Crazies’ Category

So rapper Pitbull mentions Lindsay Lohan in his song “Give Me Everything,” co-written and recorded with R&B singer Ne-Yo, and now the troubled starlet is wasting her time and money suing him for it. Here’s the lyric:

Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoeing, keep flowin’/I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan

The lawsuit filed claims the lyric is “defamatory.”  Whatever… walking around with coke in her nose, getting out of cars with no panties on, going to rehab and stealing jewelry pretty much defamed Linsday a long, long time ago. She should be thanking Pitbull for keeping her relevant.  Besides, the last thing a California courthouse wants to see is another Linsday Lohan case.


It’s official, Montana Fishburne checked herself into the funny farm! The facility is in Southern California and cares for patients who are mentally ill. Fishburne (porn named Chippy-D… WTF?) reportedly checked-in on Monday to address anger management issues.

I first suspected Laurence Fishburne’s daughter was a lil 5150 when I heard she was dating porn-nobody Brian Pumper. Then I saw her cameo in his wack-ass music video… her interviews about being a porn star… those infamous photos…  found out she has a pending trial for “allegedly” imprisoning and beating the crap out of her ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend (get that?)… and has been arrested for prostitution. That’s when I figured she was either crazy or on crack.

For now the verdict is crazy… rehab may be the next facility.

Sources say  “#1 Dad” Laurence  is unaware that his daughter has checked into the facility. Hey, if you’re doing porn then your dad is not aware of a lot of s#*t!